Men-Women Equations!

Equation 1

Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy

Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore,

Human = Donkey + work + enjoy

Therefore,

Human - enjoy = Donkey + work



In other words,

Human that don't know enjoy = Donkey that work

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Equation 2

Men = eat + sleep + earn money

Donkeys = eat + sleep



Therefore,

Men = Donkeys + earn money



Therefore,

Men - earn money = Donkeys



In other words,

Men that don't earn money = Donkeys

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Equation 3


Women = eat + sleep + spend

Donkeys = eat + sleep



Therefore,

Women = Donkeys + spend



Therefore,

Women - spend = Donkeys



In other words,

Women that don't spend = Donkeys

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To Conclude:


From Equation 2 and Equation 3

Men that don't earn money = Women that don't spend.



So, Men earn money not to let women become Donkeys! (Postulate 1)



And, Women spend not to let men become Donkeys! (Postulate 2)



So, we have?

Men + Women = Donkeys + earn money + Donkeys + spend money



Therefore from Postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude

Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!